Piss

Oh Dr. ZenZen, thank you for coming to my rescue!

I had a good day at work, minus one medium sized shit bomb that was dropped on me, said shit bomb will remain unexplained.

I went through the McDonald's drive-thru after work to get a grilled chicken sandwich without mayo and a fruit & yogurt parfait. It took me 40 minutes to get through the line, only to find that they were out of parfaits - not to mention the fact that my sandwich had mayo on it - so I decided to strap on a set and ask for my money back; I got it!

So, then I went to the liquor store and bought a bottle of Dr. ZenZen wine...and tootled home with my incorrect sandwhich....When I tried to get into my wine, the corkscrew broke off in the cork...grr. A couple hours later my Mom called and told me to push the cork IN to the bottle...where was she 2 hours earlier?

Oh well, now I have my wine and feel significantly better, given the circumstances.

GRR..